Obviously I need to post these again!!

SALOON RULES1) No spitting on the floor! Spittoons are available upon request ( Read more... )

ATTENTION PLEASE ( Read more... )

for the record:

1. anything anyone needs from me is going to have to wait

2. certain countries are going to get such a talking to when this is over

3. touch my family and die

4. i'm not kidding

5. I AM NOT A SATELLITE

6. i think it's time to invest in a gun

i hate nazis

Remember!! If you need to wash bloodstains out, use soap and cold water!! Hot water will just make the stains set!!

honestly you'd think they'd sell something in the stores here. It seems like there'd be a market for it!

I guess that running around being very silly was fairly harmless. Goodness knows there's worse things that could have happened than deciding to be a superhero and wearing ridiculous pajamas ( Read more... )

oh bother ( Read more... )

Attention please!!

I'm glad everyone had a good time at my birthday party!! I think some of you may have left things here, so if any of these are yours, please come and get them!

- red T shirt, size too big for me (it has some kind of stain on the collar, so make sure you wash it carefully!)
- some kind of leftovers (they smell like fish?) ( Read more... )

Is this is one of those times when I'm the only sane one?

it is, isn't it.

oh, HONESTLY.

If anyone else is their NORMAL PROPER 21ST CENTURY age, could you please tell me?? It'd be nice to know I'm not alone!!

um also if you've changed into a dictatorship or anything like that please go away. thank you!!

EVERYONE RETURN EVERYONE ELSE'S CLOTHES RIGHT NOW!!

I'm sure this doesn't apply to a certain little brother or sister because they're MUCH TOO MATURE FOR THAT, but on the off chance it does, THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR YOU.

AND EVERYONE STOP FUSSING FOR NO GOOD REASON!!

honestly why do I always have to be the grown-up around here

[ooc: so uh ( Read more... )

Oh HONESTLY, I have no idea how you people could even think of pitting cute little monster things against each other. I don't approve!

And I'm sure my duck doesn't approve either. Walking around muttering to himself and bumping into things are completely valid means of expression!!